We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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