community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
