Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm always down for nudity.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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