# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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