how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
pray to the hookup gods
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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