She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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