He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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