i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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