Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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