i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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