It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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