ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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