Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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