covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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