Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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