dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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