My brain says no but my pants say off.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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