But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
