: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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