I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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