So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We need to feng shui this bitch.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
