can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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