direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
MIDGETS
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