...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
wanna go halves on a baby?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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