The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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