are you still at the devil's house?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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