OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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