D3 body, D1 cock
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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