Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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