id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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