If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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