Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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