If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
