When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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