My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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