He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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