i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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