I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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