Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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