if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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