There was a lot of him and a little penis
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
