Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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