What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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