I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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