Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
