absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The air taste purple.
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