There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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