We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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