Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Me too!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
