No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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